If You're Happy and You Know It

D / / / | A / / / | / / / / | D / / /
G / / / | D / / / | A / / / | D / / /
 
           D     /       /        /        A    / /
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands * *
/          /     /       /        /        D    / /
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands * *
/          G     /        /      /       D      /       /
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
/          A     /       /       /         D    / /  (/)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands * *


If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet * *
If you're happy and you know it slap your knees * * (for kids sitting cross-legged)
If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray"  * * (or "More Beer" if playing in a bar)

The 3d line can also be played as:
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it
 

You can also play this in bars.  You might even try some new words:
If you really want to show it...

drink some beer,
buy some beer,
leave a big tip for that really good looking wiatress who's been putting up with your crap all night,
kiss your girlfriend,
beat up your buddy and kiss his girlfriend,
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