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White Boy Angst

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Got White boy angst 'cause I ain't a gangsta
got White boy angst 'cause I ain't a gangsta
got White boy angst 'cause I ain't a gangsta
this song is crap, cause I can't rap

I got a job go to work at nine
home by five with my wife sipping wine.
We don't go dancing, don't really wild,
our weekly romancing's done missionary style.

I don't have a posse, I don't have a crew,
I just got coworkers and they ain't cool.
Friday after work we might all hang,
drinking microbrews with my White Boy gang.

I don't snort cocaine, heard it hurts your brain
and I don't have piercings cause they sound like pain.
I don't have a pit bull, just have a beagle
but I do smoke marijuana ( now that it's legal ).

Compared to the poor, I'm kind of rich,
and I got a good-looking wife and she aint' no dirty name
and if I call her a bitch she'll withhold sex
and every time she does that it makes me an anxious wreck.

sample recording. Gangsta Rap with drums, banjo and Sasha on kazoo
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